Thou all shault read!!!!
here we worship:
the holy GEEsus- the axe papa
the holy Fro- sex on legs
Mighty Bobbit- the sexy beast
Saint Skeleton Crew- the all-saving doctor
and... the Virgin Mikey.
BELIEFS:
We believe in a MCRApokalypse where the Mighty Fro shall detach itself from its host and destroy the world. Before this, there shall be a judgement that sets the true fans apart. True fans- you know who you are.
Some say this judgement has already come in the form of the haircut of the Holy Gee. However, there is no proof of this statement.
my chemical roMASS:
every tuesday, all day. here. we sing the holy hymnals and say our prayers. and drink coffee, as the holy geesus would want us to. my chem tshirts is considered proper attire, but gregorian coats are optional.
PRAYERS:
::...::::THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A CHEMICAL ROMANCE::...::::
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head
2. Thou will be willing to die for love
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical
romance.
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody romance
10.Thou shall rock hard
Hail Mikey
Full of Bass
The Lord is thy Gee
Blessed is tho amongst fangirls
and blessed is the fruit of thy sound, bass.
Holy Mikey
Brother of Gee
pray for us Sinners
now and at the hour of our death, midnight.
Amen.
our lord Geesus who art in NJ
holy be thy voice.
Thy music come
thy will be done in Perth...
as it is in Devon...
give us today our daily buzz
and deliver us from the daily mail
as we kill those that deliver it.
lead us not into sanity
but deliver us temptation
for thine is the parade
of black,
and the glory
for ever and ever
:D