Dripping Steaming Hot Blood On A Ice Cold Black Rose

I got taken to the hospital today about my swallon arm and me puking up. Man I fucking feel rough. Thanks to my mother giving me a genetic thyroid problem. They gave me pills for the pain and puking but they ain't helping! I've been puking all day and trust my you don't wanna  be feeling how I do right now. It's horrible! And my thyroids are fucking visible and they look like I swallowed to whole melons. To conlude, I fucking feel like shit! LOL

Grrrffff...

Gerard’s POV

I was just in a gaze. They layed my future wife and our new born son! I was so fucking happy at this stage. I saw everyone else smile and Rose, I could tell by her face she couldn’t be any happier. I looked upon my son. He was beautiful, wrapped up in the small white towel. He gripped my finger as I touched his hand. I wanted to cry of happiness! I wanted to scream out to the world that I’m a father! The woman I love has just had my baby! I have a son!! I just can’t get it out my head! I don’t know what to say! This was probably the happiest moment of my life.

I was just sitting there next to Rose holding her by her waist and kept one hand free so I could feel my son. He felt so delicate. Kim cleaned him up good. I just saw everyone around me smile which made me smile. “Well, let me see my nephew!!” Mikey squealed and came over next to me and looked at the baby. He kept awing. It was cute.

Rose’s POV

I looked at Mikey as he looked at the baby. He looked so happy! He’s an uncle!! His brother is a father!! Then I looked back down on my son. He has my eyes and Gee’s lips, he was beautiful and Gee was right beside me looking at him, supporting him with his hand. And everyone around me Kim, Gaby my two best friends, Bob, Frank, Mikey who was right beside Gee smiling and Ray, they all had glowing smiles on their faces. All of them so happy for me. Then I just felt a tear running down my cheek. I wasn’t sad, not at all, I was happy. Just…so...happy for once. “Aww baby what’s wrong?” Gerard asked me as her noticed my tears. “It’s just….sitting here with you guys, our baby in our hands. I’m just happy!” I said.

After a while of everyone smiling and looking at mine and Gee’s new born son, the paramedics came. Gee left the door open and they came rushing upstairs. “About fucking time! I called you guys a half hour ago!!” Gerard said angrily. I knew he wasn’t that pissed off seeing as he’s a dad now. But come on! Someone could of died! “Sorry sir, there was a hold up at the hospital!” The first paramedic said trying to explain himself. “Yeah? How comes I smell alcohol on your breath?” I said “That’s not good being drunk when I fine woman like myself is giving birth! And that wouldn’t be nice on your work form! Being drunk while attending to woman giving birth. Not nice! Who would hire you then when you’re out of a job huh?!” I said. I really wanted to rub it in. The paramedic looked shit scared I have to say. I wasn’t gonna tell, just gonna warn him of being drunk while handling with sick people.

 After a while of them getting me on a stretcher and me arguing with the fucking paramedic ‘cause they wouldn’t let me hold my own fucking baby, they pulled me into the ambulance and I held my baby tight. I saw all the neighbours outside their houses, most of them smiling and some of them just being nosey gits. They pulled me in the ambulance and Gee came on with me and sat on the chair beside me and they shut the door and took us away to the hospital. We were non-stop smiling all the way there. He came and sat on the side of the bed to see me and the baby. “He’s got your eyes.” Gerard said to me as he looked at the baby then looked deep into my eyes. I loved his eyes. They could make you skip a heartbeat. Well, he makes me fucking skip a heartbeat! I fucking love him!! And my son!!! “Hehe and he has got your lips, and your nose” I smiled and planted a kiss on Gerard’s dimple then he kissed me on the lips. Not a full-on kiss, just a kiss to show he loved me. And I loved him! I love him!!!  I will never stop loving him!! He is my fiancé and the father of my child. He’s amazing.

When they got me in the hospital, they cleaned up the baby and cut his chord. I managed to get them to put him next to me in the room I was in. “Oh my god! Rose!!” I heard Kim squeal as she and the rest of the guys ran into the room they put me in. “How’s the baby doing?” She asked me. “He’s doing great! They don’t see anything wrong with me or the baby so they said we can go in a few hour— OWWW!” I said as I felt a really sharp pain. “Baby are you okay? What’s wrong?” Gerard said and he came over to me. “I’m fine it’s just…AAHH!!” I screamed. It feels like I’m giving birth again!! “CAN WE GET A FUCKING NURSE IN HERE?!” I heard Kim scream.

Gerard’s POV

“What the fuck is going on?! Why is Rose in so much pain?!?” I kept on thinking in my head. I rushed to Rose’s side. Why is she though? She can’t be having another baby!

The doctor came rushing in and looked underneath her gown. “Oh my god! Can we get a midwife? Immediately?!?” The doctor screamed out the door. “Why what the fuck is going on!?” I screamed. “Your wife sir. She’s having another baby! You’re gonna have twins!” He told me before he rushed out to get the midwife that was outside. Fuck!! Twins!? Oh my god!! The midwife came rushing to Rose. “Rose honey, you need to push this baby out okay?” The midwife explain and Rose did. She squeezed my hand so tightly and I just let her. I can’t believe we gonna have twins!!

I snapped out of my thought when Rose stopped squeezing my hand. Then I looked up seeing the baby cry. “It’s a girl!” The midwife said smiling. I was amazed. Shocked. Happy. I had all these emotions running though my body. Then they handed the baby to Rose wrapped in a surgeons sheet thing. She was beautiful, her eyes were glowing, I wanted to literally cry. The baby looked up at Rose. Then I heard our son crying. How come he hasn’t got a name yet? I don’t know. I picked him up and went back next to Rose. Now I have a son and a daughter. Wow………

“So you guys thought of any names?” Gaby asked. “Well, if it’s okay with you Gee, I wanna name our son after my father. Jason.” Rose told me. I agreed. He looks like a Jason. “Yeah sure honey. It’s perfect.” I told her. “And our daughter?” I asked. “How about you name her honey? Since I named Jason.” She suggested. I smiled. “Helena.” I said. Since our new born daughter reminded me of my Grandmother. I didn’t wanna name her exactly after her. A name a represents her. “Helena is perfect.” Rose said looking up smiling. “Jason and Helena Way. I like the sound of that!” Gaby squealed. Then I realised something while Rose was giving birth. “Hey, I just realised the doc called you my wife.” I giggled. “Really, well I will be soon.” She said. Then we heard someone shouting outside…

“DON’T YOU FUCKING TELL ME I CAN’T SEE ME OWN FUCKING DAUGHTER AFTER SHE HAS JUST HAD MY FUCKING GRANKID! NOW WHERE IS MY ROSE!!” I heard from outside the room we were in. Shit. Rose’s mom is here.

Rose’s POV

Fuck. Mum’s here. Why the fuck does she have to scream like that? Does she realise we are in a hospital? I sighed. “Kimmy, can you get my mum in here so she isn’t screaming?” I asked Kim. She nodded and walked out the room. “Rose! Darlin!!” I heard a second later and saw my mother and Zack standing there. “Hi mum.” I said and she came and kissed me on the cheek. “Oh! This must be the lccle baba!” She squealed and stroked Helena’s head. “How come you’re holdin a baby Gerard? You can’t go round nickin’ babies now! You got your one to think about!” My mum said and I laughed. “Mum, we had twins!” I quietly squealed. “Oh my!!” Mum squealed and put her hand on her heart. “So what are their names then sis?” Zacky asked me as he looked at Jason. “Well, for the boy, I thought of Jason. After dad and Helena for the girl for Gerard’s grandmother.” I explained. “Aww your dad would be so proud of ya darlin’!!” Mum said and she could not stop squealing.

“Okay Rose, I need to take baby Helena to get her cleaned and her chord cut.” The midwife told me and they took Helena to get cleaned then the doctor came in. “How come I had twins then?” I asked. “Me and Gerard went to all the scans and stuff and they didn’t tell me” “Well, I would say they probably didn’t notice there were two babies in there. That could have happened.” The doctor explained to me. “I don’t see anything wrong with either Jason or Helena so we can probably let you and the babies go tomorrow. We keep you guys in overnight though, just to run a few more tests.” “Okay.” I said and he walked out. “So, Rose is a mummy now!” Kim squealed. “I guess that I am now. Mummy Rose” I giggled. “Soon to be Mommy Rose Way.” Gerard smiled and kissed me on the forehead. “I just can’t believe I had twins!” I squealed. It was a real big shock to me. Now I have a son and a daughter and now I felt tears falling once again. Every single person in this room had a smile on their face. “Hey, umm…. Now that everything is great, me and Frank have some news for you guys.” Kim said standing up. “Well, you know we have been dating for nearly a year now?” Frank said. “Yeah, since you guys hooked up straight after me and Gee did!” I giggled. “Well…” Kim said and showed me the big fat rock on her finger. “Aww!! Congrats you guys!!” I squealed and everyone said the congratulations.

Then we saw the midwife come back in with my daughter. “She’s a healthy little girl! 8 pounds!” The midwife told me as she handed me back Helena. “Aww just like her brother. He was 9!” I said and looked upon my baby. Gee was still holding little Jason in his arms. He looked so brilliant with him. Like a proper father. He noticed me looking at him and he smiled. Then looked back on our son. And I saw everybody around me smiling. Now this, was the happiest moment of my life.

I was tagged by Ellienor!! XD

Basically, you write 10 songs that cheer you up and why! then make 8 people get tagged.

This was surprisinngly easy for me. Reason I will write.

1. Seether/Amy Lee - Broken- It's mine and my Stu's song. And everytime I hear it I wanna jump up and scream. It also makes me think of him alot. Even though I think about him all the time. I can't help it! I'm in love with him!!

2. Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana - Says it all in the title don't it? Lol

3. I'm Not Okay- My Chemical Romance - Just listen to it and you'll see! "I'm NOT O-FUCKING KAY!!!!!!"

4. Teenagers- My Chemical Romance - 'Cause what they say in te lyrics are true!!! LOLS

5. Vampires Will Never Hurt You- My Chemical Romance - Because of this lyric right here "I'll never let them hurt you. I PROMISE!!" that means alot to me and plus it's about my favorite thing.

6. Bring The Pain- Mindless Self Indulgence - They fucking rock! They make me laugh. XD

7. My Hero - Foo Fighters - 'Cause I sing this song alot. And it makes me think, alot of my freinds, Stu, MCR are my heros! They saved me from a suicidal, depressed creature living inside me.

8. Twisted Transistor- KoRn- I fucking love 'em! And when I watch the music video, I lol!!

9. Neurotic- Mcqueen- I really love this band!!

And finally, 10. Yesterday- Pencey Prep- Let me out it this way, it's like a blanket for me.

Now for my Taggies! LOL

I tag the following, xMyBellaMuertex, Immortalkarina, rockdeath, stuartkirton, afiruler234, anrathebadangel, geewillyoumarryme, 7peteysgirl7

 A day after the show, Rose and Gerard where in their new home in New Jersey. “See Rose, I told ya this place would be perfect.” Gerard told her as they were both looking at the new nursery they built for their unborn child. “Yeah it is.” She said smiling. “So what time are the guys coming over?” “They said they had to sort out some interview thing and they were coming down after that so I guess around 6pm?” Gerard answered. “Well, I better get cleaning. This place looks like a bomb has hit it.” Rose laughed. “You ain’t cleaning shit honey.” Gerard laughed while holding Rose. “You are doing too much. You’re 9 months pregnant! Let me okay? You go and sit down.” He told her looking in her eyes. “Okay.” Rose said kissing her fiancé on the lips and walked down to the living room. 

(A/N: Okay, in this chapter I’ll be switching POV’s since Rose is up the freaking duff and stuff. So yeah…)

Rose’s POV

I just sat there in the living room watching Gee clean. I felt like a lazy fucking git. Maybe I should help him or something? But I have been ordered to rest. Ouch! Kicking. The baby has been kicking a lot recently. Maybe it’s playing footie in there or something. Hehe, I laughed at my thought. And the fact I just saw my fiancé in my dressing gown. Hehe, red silk suits him. Maybe he should wear stockings to go with it? I laughed quietly. Oww fuck… It’s every time I laughed it seems like it wants to shut me up. “What, don’t I look sexy?” Gee laughed walking in the living room. “Yeah you do baby but maybe you should put some stockings with it.” I joked. “Ohh, what time is it now?” I asked since it seemed really early and I’m still in my bleedin’ nightie! “It’s about 4pm.” Gerard told me. “Ohh I better get in the shower!” He said getting up from the floor. “I don’t think so!” I joked. “Ladies first!” I laughed pushing myself off the sofa. “Yeah okay!” Gee said to me walking into the kitchen.

I walked well; more like wobbled to the bathroom and shut the door slightly. I never properly shut the door since I cut. Just so if I was in trouble, Gee would rush him to help me. God I love him. He has always been there for me since we got together. Always looking out for me. Always held my hand when I was depressed or low. I got out of my thought and turned on the shower. I stood waiting until I saw steam coming off then I just stripped down and got in. Ouch… it’s hot. Ohwell, it’ll go warm in a few minutes.

Now Gerard’s POV

I sat in the kitchen with my coffee waiting for Rose in the bathroom. I knew she would be a while so I made myself comfortable in the living room and put the TV on. Some weird fucker wearing a multicoloured jacket and big blue glasses was on the box so I just sat there watching him tell people that they haven’t won the jackpot of a vacation to Florida. Then I laughed realising I am still wearing Rose’s dressing gown.  It’s so cute. Red silk with black roses coming down at the breast area. I gazed at it picturing what Rose looks like in the dressing gown. She’s beautiful.

I was snapped out of my thought when I heard Rose scream. Holy fuck! What’s happened? Did she fall? It can’t be happening now! Oh my god!

I ran up the stairs straight to the bathroom. I know she never locks the door thankfully! I rushed into the bathroom seeing her holding her stomach in the shower. I turned it off and wrapped a towel around her. “Call an ambulance!” She screamed. I did as I was told and rushed to the phone and punched in 911. “Shit…” I muttered

“Hello, emergency service?” The operator said.

“Hello, I need an ambulance, quick!! Please!!” I screamed.

“Calm down sir. Now what is wrong?” She said. Pfft!!!

“It’s my fiancée! She’s having a fucking baby!! Hurry!!”

“Okay sir just bare with us. Now, what is she doing now?”

“Look, she is on the bathroom floor screaming in pain! Just get the fuck here!”

“Okay sir what is your name and address?”

“My name is Gerard Way. My address is 17 Belleville gardens. JUST HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!” I screamed. I need to be with Rose!

“Okay sir! We’ll be there a soon as.”

Then I got off the line. I rushed to the bathroom and wrapped Rose in her bath robe. Then I heard a knock at the door.

I rushed downstairs. To open the door for the paramedics only to see Kim and the guys there. “Dude, what’s going on?” Bob asked me raising his eyebrow. “Rose! She’s in labour!” I screamed stressful. Thank god I took off her dressing gown. I laughed in my mind. FUCK YOU GERARD! Your fiancée is upstairs in labour with YOUR child! You should be there!

I rushed upstairs into the bathroom seeing Rose in agony. “It’s coming!” Rose screamed. “Baby, breathe for me. Breathe!” I told her holding her hand. I did the breathing exercises with her. “KIIM!! GABY!!” I screamed getting them in here. They rushed in and helped me with Rose. “Holy shit!!” Kim screamed “Rose honey, you gonna have to push okay? The baby is coming doll!” Gaby said holding her hand. “I can’t it hurts!” She cried then she squeezed my hand as tight as she could and screamed. I didn’t care about the pain in my hand at this point. I’m gonna be a fucking father in minutes!

Rose’s POV

It hurts! I can’t push anymore!! “Rose I can the head!!” Gaby squealed at me. I had choice! I had to! I’m gonna be a mother in minutes!! I put every once of my strength in to pushing my baby out. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” I screamed out until I felt nothing. Kim was smiling at what she saw. Then I heard crying. A baby cry. Oh my god!! “Baby, you did it!” Gerard smiled at me. “What the fuck!???!” Frank shouted causing everybody else to rush into the bathroom. I just saw new born baby being handed to me. “Rosie it’s a boy!”

Kim squealed and passed me my son. I just held him in my arms and he layed there looking at me. Everyone around me was smiling. Gerard had the biggest smile on his face. He looked at me then looked at the baby. This was probably the happiest moment of my life.

Donna was lying in her bed explaining what happened after Zacky left London. She told her son and daughter that she felt depressed, knowing none of her children were there and it got her thinking of their father. You see, Zacky and Rose’s father died during the 7/7 bomb attacks in London. Since Rose was the youngest and she was close to her father, this made her take a huge downfall in her life. She started to fail all her exams. And it caused her to go with drunken assholes and made her get involved in to drink and drugs.  Donna explained to her children and her future son-in-law that she just couldn’t take the feeling of guilt anymore. This is why their father was killed. Donna and her husband were fighting. It wasn’t anything serious; they were just fighting over moving. After a while of fighting and getting at each other, Rose and Zacky’s father just left the house to get some fresh air. He hoped on the number 30 bus and sat down. Then the bomb went off. The back of the bus crashing down and Rose’s father was underneath it. His body was found an hour later then Donna got the call from the police, letting her know her husband was killed. And it made her want to die.

“Aww fuck mom…” Rose said gripping on her mother’s hand. “But it’s alright now! I don’t think your father would like me like this love.” Donna replied “And I bet he’s thinking how proud of you he is now. For finally finding a man you deserve.” She griped on to her daughter’s hand. “Mom, I was thinking. I bought a place near where Rose lives. Wanna stay there with me? ‘Cause I’m not having something like that happen to you again.” Zacky asked his mother. “Wait, when did you buy that?” Rose asked Zacky raising an eyebrow. “Well, when I went to get the DVD I saw a little house like 3 houses from where you live on sale so…with my work savings I bought it!” Zacky replied to his sister. “But…Rose I was thinking after we get married, you move to New Jersey with me.” Gerard explained. “Yeah okay, but what about my mom?” She asked not knowing what to do.” “Love, its fine. You and Gerard go to New Jersey, I mean, It’s not far from where me and yer brother are gonna live now is it?” Donna told her daughter. “Yeah, I guess. Okay!” Rose said and gripped onto Gerard’s hand.

7 months later……

“And if you CARRYY on this waaaay… Things are better if I stay. So long, and goodnight, so loooong and goodniiiiight!!!…..” Were the last words Gerard sung on stage. “Thank you so much for coming guys! Thank you!!” He screamed before running of stage. The band came minutes later after Gerard. “Hey baby.” He said to his heavily pregnant fiancée who was sitting down on the couch in the lobby just by the stage. He leaned in a kissed her as she did the same to him. “Aww, so sweet,” Ray awed them both.  “You should have seen the baby. It’s been kicking all through the show.” Rose told Gerard. “Oh really?” Gerard asked. “Yeah, non stop.” Rose replied then Gerard touched Rose’s tummy, rubbing it and smiling.

“Hey guys, they want you out there for signing.” Brian their manager said to the guys. “Oh yeah sure. Let us get changed first!” Mikey told him and Brian walked out. “Gee, I’m just gonna go and talk to Kim and Gabs, let you guys have some privacy.” Rose told them as pushed herself off the couch standing up. “Okay honey will you be okay?” Gerard asked her. “Yeah I’ll be fine. She is only outside getting some coffee so..” Rose told her fiancé. “Okay honey, make sure Kim has a coffee for me!” Gerard laughed as he kissed Rose on the lips and she walked out the room.

 Rose walked down the hall where her best friends were sitting. “Hey guys.” Rose said as she sat down. “Oh hey mom!” Gaby joked. “I’m not a mom yet!” Rose joked. “Well, you look like you will be one pretty soon!” Kim said as she realised the Rose was really heavily pregnant. “So like, when are you actually gonna have it?” Gaby asked. “Well, they told me next week Friday.” Rose explained to them. “Whoa… I can’t believe you’re gonna be a mom already!” Kim squealed. “It seems like only last week you and Gee got together! Now you and Gee are having a baby! Next marriage? Our Rosie is growing up!” “Hehe well, it’s about time I grew up.” Rose laughed.

(Authors note: Sorry it's short. It's just a lil filler!)

Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Bob Bryar's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Bob Bryar.

Gerard Way' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Mikey Way counted to infinity - twice.

Ray Toro can speak braille.

Bob Bryar was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Frank Iero can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Gerard Way' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Frank Iero died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Ray Toro does not sleep. He waits.

Superman owns a pair of Frank Iero pajamas.

Mikey Way owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Gerard Way can piss his name into concrete.

Bob Bryar does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Bob Bryar goes killing.

Once a cobra bit Ray Toro' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

Frank Iero doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Bob Bryar is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Bob Bryar

Mikey Way divides by zero.

Ray Toro can drown a fish.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way

Frank Iero was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Ghosts are actually caused by Bob Bryar killing people faster than Death can process them.

Gerard Way is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Mikey Way doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Frank Iero is always on top during sex because Frank Iero never fucks up.

When Ray Toro looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Ray Toro and Ray Roro.

Mikey Way can build a snowman out of rain.

Gerard Way is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Bob Bryar doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Frank Iero has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

When Bob Bryar exercises, the machine gets stronger.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Gerard Way says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

If you can see Ray Toro, he can see you. If you can't see Ray Toro you may be only seconds away from death.

Mikey Way's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Mikey Way will not take shit from anyone.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mikey Way.

Ray Toro doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Gerard Way once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Bob Bryar's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Frank Iero can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

When Ray Toro gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Frank Iero was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Gerard Way's PC will crash.

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Mikey Way to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Mikey Way now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

Giraffes were created when Bob Bryar uppercutted a horse.

Frank Iero likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Bob Bryar sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Bob roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Gerard Way plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

Ray Toro once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

The only thing Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Mikey Way can agree on is that Tom Cruise is a faggot.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Ray Toro can touch this.

The chief export of Mikey Way is pain.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Gerard Way just to be on the safe side.

Bob Bryar once punched a man in the soul.

Frank Iero is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Bob Bryar secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Gerard Way is.

Ray Toro does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Mikey Way can kill two stones with one bird.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Ray Toro's roundhouse kick.

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Gerard Way didn't kill you in your sleep.

Bob Bryar did that to Michael Jackson's face.

Frank Iero was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Frank Iero."

The last digit of pi is Ray Toro. He is the end of all things.

When Frank Iero breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Gerard Way's fist.

Mikey Way used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Bob Bryar.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Frank Iero has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Bob Bryar and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Gerard Way can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Gerard Way is.

On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Ray Toro was here."

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Mikey Way doesn't believe in magic.

Ray Toro doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Gerard Way once gave Vin Diesel and friendly noogie. Vin's hair never grew back.

When Bob Bryar enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Frank Iero's action figure has slept with more women then most men.

The only time Bob Bryar was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Gerard Way. This amuses Gerard Way because he is bulletproof.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Ray Toro.

When Mikey Way answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

Elvis left the building because Mikey Way showed up and told him to get the fuck out.

Ray Toro never loses a game of Clue despite the fact everyone knows he's the murderer and used his foot to do it

Gerard Way has only one hand: the upper hand.

Before Bob Bryar was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

Frank Iero crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

ADD is not a disease. It's just impossible to focus when you know that Ray Toro could strike at any moment.

Frank Iero once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.

Gerard Way once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. That was the day he won the lottery.

Bullets dodge Mikey Way.

Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Bob Bryar donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Bob's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Bob still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.

(Credits to whoever I got this from)

A few hours went past and Rose, Gerard and Zacky were sitting in the lounge watching Salem’s Lot on DVD. Rose and Gerard were snuggled up on the love seat and Zacky was sitting on the recliner opposite them. “Man that kid looks so fake.” Rose said pulling her face up at the vampire boy that was on the screen. “Yeah he does don’t he?” Zacky said to her.  “Yeah well, the movie is pretty old. I guess they just didn’t know how to make a proper vampire.” Gerard said looking at the screen. “I guess so.” Zacky said.

After about half an hour of watching the movie, they all heard the phone go off. “I’ll get it.” Gerard told everyone and went to the back of the room and answered the phone.

“Hello?”

“Where is Rose?! Get Rose on the phone now!” The girl yelled down the phone.

“Hang on? Who the hell is this? And what do you want with her?” Gerard asked the girl.

“IT’S GABY!! Gerard please!” Gaby yelled.

“Rose, its Gaby on the phone for you honey. She really needs to talk to you.” Gerard told Rose and passed her the phone.

“Hey Gaby what’s up? Where are you now?”

“Rose! You need to get your ass back to London!” Gaby yelled down the phone.

“Why? What happened?” Rose started to sound worried and Zacky got up and sat next to her.

“It’s your mom, Rose! She… You and Zacky need to get here as soon as!”

Rose at that point froze. Then Zacky took the phone.

“Gaby, what is going on?”

“You and Rose get back to London as soon as!” Gaby said and hung up the phone.

“We gotta go back home Rose.” Zacky said as Rose was still frozen. “She has done it this time hasn’t she?” Rose said just staring at the floor ready to burst into tears. “Sis, we don’t know that yet.” Zacky told her hugging her. “What’s going on?” Gerard asked puzzled on what is going on. “It’s our mom. We gotta head back to London” Rose said looking up at Gerard. “Want me to come with you?” Gerard asked her sitting down next to her. “Please do baby I need you.” She said grabbing on to Gerard’s hand. “I need to tell Kim what’s going on.” Rose said and picked up the phone and dialled in Kim’s number.

“Hello?” Kim said sounding tired.

“Hey Kim, its Rose. Look something happened. We need to go to London.”

“What? What’s going on Rose?” Kim asked concerned.

“It’s my mom. She…Just please, we leave at 6. Please.” Rose said stressful.

“Okay, Lemmie just pack some shit and I will be at yours a 3?”

“Okay, are you bringing Frank?”

“Yeah, is that okay?” Kim asked.

“Yeah its fine.”

Then they both hung up.  “Is she coming too?” Zacky asked Rose. “Yeah she is” Rose replied to him.

5 hours later……

Frank and Kim, Zacky, Gerard and Rose and were all boarding the plane. Rose kept hold of Gerard’s hand consistently. She didn’t want to let Gerard go and he understood. Rose was so depressed at this stage of time. Gerard did nothing but stay by her side holding her hand.  Rose felt so safe and warm with Gerard. She loved him so much for helping her get through all this. She felt so close to him. She felt like nothing could harm her anymore now Gerard is here for her. She finally felt loved.

“Have a nice flight!” The hostess greeted them all as they boarded the plane. As the hostess greeted Rose, she just gave the hostess a fake smile and held on to her fiancé’s hand as he walked to the seats they were put in.

Rose, Gerard and Zacky were all in the same row as it was 3 per line. Frank and Kim were behind them and they had the third seat free. “Hello passengers. This is your captain speaking as we are on the New York flight heading to Heathrow Airport, London.” The captain said. “Like we don’t already fucking know that…” Rose muttered causing Gerard and Zacky to giggle a little. “Well, as I’m sure you all have seen them. We have two celebrities on board.” The pilot rambled on. “Shit…” Frank and Gerard both said as they knew the pilot was talking about them. “Please remember to say hello to Mr. Gerard Way and Mr. Frank Iero if you spot them.” The pilot carried on and the whole class looked over and smiled at Frank and Gerard. They quickly smirked back and looked down. “Well as we take off now, remember to fasten your seatbelts and enjoy your flight.” He said and turned the microphone off and the plane started to move.

 “Ohhhh shit!” Frank cried out as the plane took off. Kim started laughing at him. “What?” He asked his girlfriend. “Nothing. Just the look on your face!” She laughed out. “Shut up…” He pouted laughing.

1 hour later…

“Oh we can take out seatbelts off now.” Zacky said as the seatbelt sign went off. He got up and stretched his limbs and ran to the plane bathroom before someone went in which made Rose and Gerard giggle a little. “I love you so much Gerard.” Rose whispered in her fiancé’s ear. “I love you too honey.” Gerard told her laying a kiss on her forehead.

A half an hour later…

Rose couldn’t stop thinking about what had happened. It was depressing her. “Baby are you okay?” Gerard asked her in a concerned voice while holding her in his arms. “I just can’t stop thinking of what’s happened.” Rose told him with tears forming. “Rose honey, everything is gonna be okay.” Gerard told her with a warm soothing voice as he held her in his seat. “But what if it’s not okay Gee? This is not the first time my mom has done this.” Rose explained to him. “Baby, no matter what happens; I will always be there for you.” Gerard told her and held her closer. “Hello sir, can I offer you any beverages for you and your uhm….girlfriend?” The air hostess asked with a huge trolley to Gerard. “She is my fiancé thank you. Gerard told the hostess. “And I will just have a coffee. Rose baby you want anything?”  He asked looking down at Rose in his arms. “Same as you.” She told him and the hostess got two mugs of the hot caffeine drink. Rose just layed her mug on the small table in front of her and moved up to Gerard’s face only to press her lips against his. Gerard was shocked at this kiss at first. Then he just held her tight and kissed her back. They kissed like it was gonna be their last kiss. They both thought that nothing would end this kiss they both have between them. Gerard held on to Rose’s waist and Rose had her arms around Gerard’s shoulders.

They were wrapped around each other kissing and holding each other for roughly about 10 minutes then they were snapped back into reality when Zacky shouted “You can’t fuck on the plane ya know!?!” causing them to break their kiss and laugh. “Hey, you guys, look at what someone put on.” Frank said as the whole gang looked up seeing none other then the I’m Not Okay video on all the TV screens. They all watched it. “Wow… it’s so weird seeing yourself on TV.” Gerard expressed. Frank nodded in agreement. “Man I love this video…” Rose said and Gerard smiled and kissed her on the cheek. Rose smiled back at him and kissed on the lips once more then rested her head in Gerard’s chest.

After the video ended, Frank and sat back down in their seats and Zacky needed to the bathroom once more so he ran to the bathroom once more. “Zacky must have a weak bladder.” Gerard laughed at the fact Zacky was pushing everyone out the way to use the bathroom. “Yeah, must have been something he ate for him to have the shits like this.” Rose giggled.

1 more hour later.

“Man it looks like it’s getting late.” Rose yawned and set her chair back to sleep. “Yeah, wanna sleep with me?” Gerard asked her. Then Rose layed next to Gerard. Rose looked around to see everyone sound asleep. Kim was snuggled with Frank which made her smile. Zacky was drooling on his pillow which made her giggle. Then Gerard was looking deep in her eyes. She snuggled up next to Gerard and kissed him right on his lips. Gerard responded and kissed her back. Then they broke away at the sound of Zacky sleep talking. “No…NOOO!!! Don’t take my ice-cream away!!” Zacky screamed in his sleep. Gerard and Rose started to giggle. “Ah, he will shut up in a minute.” Rose told Gerard. “Does he always sleep talk?” Gerard asked. Still laughing at what Zacky said. “Yeah. But he will shut up within like, two minutes.” Rose explained. Gerard smiled and leaned back on the plane bed that he set up for him and his pregnant fiancée. Zacky stopped sleep talking and now Rose and Gerard were wrapped around each other. “Goodnight Rosie.” Gerard said to Rose. “Night Gee.” She replied to him. Gerard pecked Rose on her lip. Rubbed her tummy so say a goodnight to their unborn child before drifting off to a deep sleep. Rose was still awake. She looked around and noticed Gerard’s arm around her before laying her head back and drifting off.

*******

“Rose baby…” Gerard whispered in Rose’s ear as she awoke from a deep sleep. “Morning baby.” She said to him. Rose took 5 minutes to adjust her surroundings wipe the sleep from her eyes. Then she felt the morning sickness attack her once again and she puked in a sick bag she had next to her. Thankfully, she placed one by her if she couldn’t get up. “I think the baby hates me.” She laughed after wiping her mouth with tissue. “Well, he or she won’t hate you when they realise how beautiful you are.” Gerard told her. Then they heard the pilot call out. “Morning passengers. Just to inform you that we will be arriving shortly. And breakfast will as always be provided.” He said before turning off the microphone. “Hey Rose.” Kim called. “Isn’t that the chick that started the rumour?” Then Kim pointed to a woman wearing a yellow tank top with cowboy boots on “What rumour?” Gerard questioned. Frank and Gerard raised an eyebrow. “Oh yeah!”

Rose hollered. “And I got something for her.” Then Rose got up from her sick and walked over to the girl. “Hey Sadie?” Rose asked as she was standing in front of the girl. “Yeah, hey aren’t you.--.?” Was all Sadie managed to say before Rose violently French-kissed her. She knew she still had the taste sick in her mouth which made her wanna kiss her even more. After a minute, Rose pulled away. “I’ll show you lesbian. Whore!” Rose hollered and walked back to her seat. Gerard was shocked. When Rose walked back, everyone was bursting out laughing “Good one sis!” Zacky said before having a laughter fit.  “That’ll teach her that spreading rumours comes back with disgusting results.” Rose smirked as she saw Sadie gag.

2 hours later….

They were sitting in Heathrow airport waiting for their luggage. “Man this place brings back memories.” Rose said thinking.

She was thinking about the time she was running away.

She was thinking that over there was where she spent most of her savings on a plane ticket just to get away from the monster who was suppose to “love” her.

Now she thought that is was the best thing she has done in her life.

Rose was snapped back into reality when she heard Gerard voice call her out.

“Oh, sorry went into a daze.” She explained as Gerard, Zacky and Frank carried the suitcases to their area. Gerard held her and his together since he didn’t want Rose to carry anything. Rose just went along with it and saw Gaby outside waiting.

“Rosseee!!” Gaby called out and ran up and hugged Rose. Gaby let go after a few minutes and opened the boot of her car and let the guys put the luggage in. “You’re finally fucking here!! What the fuck took so long?!” Gaby hollered. “Well, it was a 12 hour flight.” “Rose said. Oh right…” Gaby said and led everyone into the car.

Rose sat at the front with Gerard, since there was room for two and Zacky, Kim and Frank were sitting in the back silently.

“How is she?” Rose asked breaking the silence. “Well, from what the docs have told me, she did an OD on sleeping pills. She’s not good. But she’s stable.” Gaby explained while driving. “And what the fuck!? Is that an engagement ring I see on Rose’s finger? ‘Cause that is one rock!” She squealed. “Well, yeah. I forgot to mention.” Rose told Gaby. Gaby also mentioned that Rose looked pale. Rose and Gerard smiled at each other and explained to them their news. “OH MY GOD!” Gaby squealed as she was also trying to control the road.

After about 10 minutes of talking about Rose’s engagement and Gaby nearly crashing the car, they reached the hospital and saw Zacky and Rose’s mom lay there with drips hanging out of her. “Are you relatives of Mrs Throne?” The nurse asked as she approached Rose. “Yeah I’m her daughter. Rose Throne.” Rose explained “And this is her son Zacky.” “Oh, we were expecting you!” The doctor came over wearing a surgeon gown. “Sorry, I’m doctor Whitley. I’m taking care of your mother.” “Will she be okay?” Rose asked. “Well, she should be awake. We will let you in shall we?” The doctor said and escorted Rose and Zacky into the room.

“Mom? Are you there?” Rose asked holding onto her mother’s hand. “Mom…please.” Zacky said on her other side. “I…..Rose…..Zack…” Was the words that escaped their mother mouth. After about 10 minutes, Rose’s mother managed to gain more consciousness. “Rose? Rosie? Honey?” Rose’s mother said as she was surprised at her daughter’s attendance. Rose grabbed her mother into a hug. Making sure she doesn’t damage the drip. “Mom..” Rose said. “I’m engaged…” “Oh….to Matt?” Rose’s mom asked. “No…I left him remember? I’m engaged to a guy called Gerard.” Rose explained and Rose called Gerard into the room. “Hello Mrs. Throne. How are you feeling?” Gerard asked as he sat next to Rose. “Ohh… I’m fine now love.” Rose’s mom said in her cockney accent. “Anyway love you don’t be calling me Mrs. Throne ya hear? Make me sound old!” Rose’s mom laughed out “You call me by me name Donna.” “Okay Donna.” Gerard smiled. “So what’s this I have been hearing about you and me youngest gettin married eh?” Donna asked Gerard. “Well, it’s true.” Gerard explained. “And that’s not the only news…” Zacky laughed “Tell mom about the fact that I’m gonna be an uncle and mom is gonna be a grandmother.” “Well I never! I thought! I tell ya half these doctors can talk some fucking shit!” Donna shouted. “Mom! Language! There are more people on this ward you know?” Rose laughed. “But I ain’t wrong am I love?” Rose’s mom said loudly causing people to look over. “I mean, they are telling my daughter she can’t have anymore babies, but now she is UP THE FUCKING DUFF!!” She shouted causing Rose and Gerard to smile with embarrassment.

 “And what are Kimmy and Gaby doing outside? Let em in!” She ordered and Kim, Gaby and Frank walked in. “Hey Donna.” Kim and Gaby said. “Hey.” Frank said shyly. “Don’t you be all shy with me! You don’t need to be shy around me son!” Donna told him and it made Frank loosen up. “Now tell me Rosie, why have you brought two members of your favourite band with ya? Now I know why you brought the singer with ya, since your up the fucking duff with his kiddie and that but why have you brought the short one with ya?” Donna asked causing everyone to laugh. “I’m Kim’s boyfriend Donna. It’s nice to meet you.” Frank said. “Now, I hope you’re planning on doing the same thing as what Gerard has done with me dawta!!” Donna joked. “Oh no, we haven’t talked about that yet.” Frank explained gripping onto Kim’s hand.

“So mom, enough of this. What’s been going on?” Rose asked in a serious tone. “Aww Rose love not now!” Donna said trying to avoid it. “No mom. Stop with the shit.” Zacky told her. “What happened? I leave for what? A day and you’re taking a OD?” “Ohh Aright!” Donna said. She took a deep breath and began to talk.